Friday, July 1, 2011

Liberalism Conservatism and the Bible

This is going to give CONservative Christians CONstipation. Just wait until I tell those hypocrites what the Bible actually says about abortion.

 What the Bible says about Liberals

God makes liberals fat.
The liberal soul shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 11:25
 
And since being fat is is sure sign of righteousness in the eyes of God, liberals are righteous people.
The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing. -- Psalm 92:12-14
 
Liberals are not vile, villainous, hypocrites that steal from the poor and hungry.
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Mike Huckabee is a pedophile enabler.
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And like Dennis Kucinich you get a hot wife in the bargain
 









Liberals distribute wealth from the rich to the poor.
For your liberal distribution ... unto all men ... Thanks be unto God. -- 2 Corinthians 9:13-15
 
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FDR and the New Deal
 
And lastly, liberals devise and stand for liberal things.
The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand. -- Isaiah 32:8
GOD IS HATE AND THE NEO CONS SUCK DICK!

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