Friday, July 1, 2011

Liberalism Conservatism and the Bible

This is going to give CONservative Christians CONstipation. Just wait until I tell those hypocrites what the Bible actually says about abortion.

 What the Bible says about Liberals

God makes liberals fat.
The liberal soul shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 11:25
And since being fat is is sure sign of righteousness in the eyes of God, liberals are righteous people.
The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing. -- Psalm 92:12-14
Liberals are not vile, villainous, hypocrites that steal from the poor and hungry. vile person shall be no more called liberal ... For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy ... to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail. -- Isaiah 32:5-6
And like Dennis Kucinich you get a hot wife in the bargain
Liberals distribute wealth from the rich to the poor.
For your liberal distribution ... unto all men ... Thanks be unto God. -- 2 Corinthians 9:13-15
FDR and the New Deal
And lastly, liberals devise and stand for liberal things.
The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand. -- Isaiah 32:8
God killed JFK and RFK and he gave Teddy brain cancer!

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