Tuesday, July 12, 2011

The Power of Prayer; Jesus Lied about it.

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Like Father Like Son!


  1)  And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen.  "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive."  (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)

OK then. How about some of you faithful pray for an end to all disease? If it happens then Jesus didn't lie. If it doesn't happen then Jesus did lie. You Christians will lie and say it wasn't God's will when it doesn't happen. Deep down you know Jesus lied.

    2)  Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.  For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.  (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB)


    3)  Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven.  For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst.  (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)

How about two of you Christers get together and pray for God to kill Satan. After all isn't it Satan that you Christers blame for everything bad? God kills and tortures his children and then sends them to suffering in Hell for all eternity yet he will not kill Satan. If he can't kill Satan then God is a wimp. If he can but won't he obviously has more regard for Satan than he does for us.

    4)  Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him.  Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours.  (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)


    5)  And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.  For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.  (Luke 11:9-13 NAB)

Knock! Knock! Who's there? God. God who? The same God who is punishing all humanity because Eve ate an apple.

    6)  And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son.  If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it.  (John 14:13-14 NAB)

Anything? You're kidding? Anything? Make every amputee's limbs grow back.

    7)  If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for whatever you want and it will be done for you.  (John 15:7 NAB)
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HA HA HA HA HA SUCKERS!


    8)  It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you.  (John 15:16 NAB)


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I'm God and I am always pissed off about something.


    9)  On that day you will not question me about anything.  Amen, amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will give you.  Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be complete.  (John 16:23-24 NAB)

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I love to terrorize and torture my children.

  10)  The Lord replied, "If you have faith the size of a mustard seed, you could say to this mulberry tree, 'Be uprooted and planted in the sea,' and it would obey you!  (Luke 17:6)
Around and round the mulberry bush. Jesus is a weasel. He showed us to fuck up the world and I popped that weasel.

4 comments:

  1. I don't hate God, but I am sure that he hates me. At best, we are neglected toys with which he has grown bored and contemptuous.

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  2. FUCK YOU JESUS YOU CUM DRINKER

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  3. Jesus is the result of an adulterous union that went bad for all of us.

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