Friday, July 27, 2012

When Rick Kills God

The are assholes, there are fucking assholes, there are flaming fucking assholes and then there is God. - El -

Rick was born with many health problems but that was not enough for God. Rick had a crazy mother and an abusive father. His grandfather was a real dick. When Rick was about eight years of age he let the family dog out by mistake. The dog was in heat and it got pregnant and had a litter of puppies. Rick's sadistic Christian grandfather waited for Rick to become attached to the puppies and then he put the puppies in a burlap sack and beat them to death in front of Rick to teach him a lesson. A very Christian move.

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Rick was the runt of the litter. Rick was picked on unmercifully as a kid. Rick's congenital illnesses prevented him from growing. Rick weighed under 100 lbs and stood about 5'4".  Rick had severe scoliosis, which is something that usually happens to tall girls.

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Rick's other medical issues, included migraine headaches, IBS and gallbladder disease that went undiagnosed for 6 years. Rick was an eccentric but he was not crazy. Rick suffered severe chronic pain that had physical causes but the doctors who saw him were too stupid and evil to figure out what was wrong so they sent him to a shrink. After a few sessions, the shrink determined that the pain was not psychosomatic but the doctors would not look into things any further and wrote Rick off. Rick continued to take aspirin to treat the pain as doctors accused him of being a drug seeker. As his minister, I advocated for Rick and found him a compassionate doctor. The doctor repeated the gallbladder test and it turned out the that someone had botched his first test and Rick had a dead gallbladder  in his body that was slowly killing him and causing him agony. Rick's gallbladder was removed and a significant portion of his pain went away but the damage was done. Chronic use of aspirin caused damage to his vascular system. Rick's headaches got worse and he was put on  Imitrex but no testing was done. In the case of chronic headaches 1 in 100 will indicate something life threatening.  In Rick's case the reason he was not tested is because two rinky dink hospitals were playing politics. Rick's doctor was playing politics as well and because the hospital did not have the proper imaging equipment they would not send Rick for the MRI that would have shown the aneurysm that burst and caused him to have a massive stroke.

In spite of Rick's life of suffering Rick was a kind and giving person who would give you the shirt off his back even if it was his only shirt. Jesus told his people to sell their clothes buy a sword when the shit was about to hit the fan. Don't believe me you filthy Christards? He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.” The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.
Gospel of Luke 22:36-38, NIV

Rick is in a near coma. Rick is fed through a tube in his stomach. My hope is that Rick is having pleasant dreams and feels no pain but God is never merciful. Had Rick been healthy and given an even break he would have been one of these people who would have made the world a better place. God made sure that did not happen.

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Years before the day he had his brain bleed Rick told me and his daughter that when he died he would go to where God dwells and kill him. He told us that if suddenly the world becomes a compassionate and loving place with no suffering he will have completed his mission and killed God. Rick's contempt for God is the purest form of truth I have ever seen or heard. I hope Rick completes his mission. So if the world changes and men rise up against the corporate criminal elite and slay them all thank Rick. Rick has God by the balls and God knows it. That is why God has placed Rick in this state of suspended animation because God knows that when Rick leaves his body he will make a beeline for God and finish what Lucifer started. Rick's hatred for God is the purest form of love in the universe.

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