The War On Christmas: Jesus is the Reason for the Season

Because the Republicans are too chicken shit to go and fight an actual war they decided to create the War on Christmas. This song is for all the FOX News-humping patrio-fascists, gun-fondling gasbags, and Christianity-bastardizing thugs.

This song sums it up. Share it on social media.



The alt-right are a bunch of pussies and chicken hawks and liars. The Bible bangers are too stupid to know that this video is a parody.

Caveat: Nothing in the Bible was written by Jesus.

The War On Christmas

Right wing Christians love to play the victim. They seem to cum in their pants when they start their persecution fantasies. One of their favorite narratives is their war in Christmas bullshit.

This song sums up the hypocrisy of the Christian right. What would Jesus do? Well, for starters, he'd probably run away screaming from a piety-pretending Fox News parroting cousin marrying inbred Bible belt dwelling conservative Christian cocksuckers.