Jesus Is The Reason For The Season: The War On Christmas

Since cowards like Trump won't fight in real wars, the created the fake war on Christmas.

The Liberal War On Christmas

The war on Christmas is a bunch of total fucking bullshit created by a bunch of lying cowardly chicken hawks like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Rielly who never had the balls to serve in the US  military.

Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican

Santa is another name for Satan
And even though Santa Claus is White
He's a Godless European Commie Pagan
Let's shoot him down tonight!


Jesus is the Reason for the Season 
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican

We can no longer sing our Christmas carols
They banned the nativity scene
The queers are donning their gay apparel 
And replaced it with evil Halloween

Jesus is the Reason for the Season 
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican

Santa's elves are godless little Commies

And that is why they're always dressed in red
Turning children into sinful zombies
While nestled all snugly in their beds

Jesus is the Reason for the Season 
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican

The War On Christmas: Jesus is the Reason for the Season

Because the Republicans are too chicken shit to go and fight an actual war they decided to create the War on Christmas. This song is for all the FOX News-humping patrio-fascists, gun-fondling gasbags, and Christianity-bastardizing thugs.

This song sums it up. Share it on social media.



The alt-right are a bunch of pussies and chicken hawks and liars. The Bible bangers are too stupid to know that this video is a parody.

Caveat: Nothing in the Bible was written by Jesus.

The War On Christmas

Right wing Christians love to play the victim. They seem to cum in their pants when they start their persecution fantasies. One of their favorite narratives is their war in Christmas bullshit.

This song sums up the hypocrisy of the Christian right. What would Jesus do? Well, for starters, he'd probably run away screaming from a piety-pretending Fox News parroting cousin marrying inbred Bible belt dwelling conservative Christian cocksuckers.