God is quite a fuck up. He cannot even control some rebel angels. Maybe sucking Jesus' dick and getting into heaven may not be such a good idea. God the sadist father lost control once is there any guarantee it won't happen again?
God is said to have beaten Satan but as we know it is always the victors who write the history books.
Satan didn't get much of a punishment when you compare what happens to humans who rub God the wrong way. Satan gets a place to live and a job to do and that job is to lure us into eternal damnation where he gets to enjoy torturing us. Satan hates us and as you recall it all started when God asked Lucifer to bow to Adam.
Maybe God lost? Maybe the reason that there is so much suffering on earth is because Satan is really in charge. Lucifer and Jesus may be one and the same.
Here is how you can prove whether God is in charge.
Jesus claimed to be God from time to time. He also said that what ever you ask for in his name God will give it to you. If Jesus told the truth and if God is really in charge then he will grant your prayers and especially the prayers of Christians. He promised.
Here are the quotes from Jesus:
1) And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen. "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive." (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)
2) Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB)
3) Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)
4) Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)
5) And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Luke 11:9-13 NAB)
6) And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14 NAB)
7) If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for whatever you want and it will be done for you. (John 15:7 NAB)
8) It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you. (John 15:16 NAB)
9) On that day you will not question me about anything. Amen, amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will give you. Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be complete. (John 16:23-24 NAB)
Ask God in Jesus name for an end to all the suffering and the death of Satan. If it happens then Jesus told the truth in the above quotes and God is in charge. If it your request in not granted then God lost the battle in heaven and Satan is in charge.
There is another possible explanation. Satan, knowing God would defeat him fought him anyway on our behalf. Maybe God was the bad guy all along.
