Reverend Jonny T Is A Douche Bag

...and a turd. He sucks the dick of Jesus.

Romney's Jesus Creates CONstipation For CONservative Christians

I will start by asking you Christers a fair and honest question that none of you will have the courage or honesty to answer directly.

Would you accept a non Christian for president. If so would you accept any of the following: Jew? Muslim? Buddhist? Atheist? --- all of whom deny the divinity of Jesus Christ. Then we have  Mormonism that like Islam acknowledges that there was a Jesus. Mormons  deny the divinity of Jesus and one almighty God. Jews, and Muslims don't deny the existence of one almighty god. Mormons believe that if you follow their made up non biblical doctrines that you get your own planet and become a god equal to all their other gods which effectively says that you are a potential god equal to their Jesus who came to earth much like Superman.

At least Islam, Judaism, Buddhism does not attempt to pervert Christianity. Muslims, Jews and Buddhists simply don't believe Christianity. Mormons on the other hand have subverted the Biblical "truths" that you Christers hold so dearly. Unlike you Christers Mormons even subvert their own beliefs to change with the times. There was a time that Mormons said dark skinned people were loathsome as per the teachings of the Book of Mormon, its flim flam founder Joseph Smith and then polygamist Brigham Young. Political pressure forced them to abandon that insanity. For many years Mormons were polygamists which is not only not Biblical but it's insane. Since there are an equal number of male and females if men had more than one wife there would  not be enough women to go around. Joseph Smith was a stupid as Mohammad.Maybe that is how Romney became such a flip flopper.

Next question Christers: Can any of you in your right minds (assuming you have a right mind) believe in anything else as patently absurd as Mormonism?

Next question: If you believe that Mormonism is absurd and a lie would you trust the judgement of anyone who is foolish enough to believe it?


The Mormon Jesus

The literal son of god and his goddess wife begotten in the pre-existence.
The brother of all spirits born in heaven in the premortal existence.
One of 3 gods in the godhead.
The Trinity is three separate gods.
Brother of Lucifer
First one to receive a spirit body.
Atoned for sin on the cross and in the garden of Gethsemane.
Was married and had kids.
Was conceived through sexual intercourse with God aka Elohiem (The Mormon God is a Pedophile)

Christian Jesus

Not the literal son of god and his goddess wife.
Not the brother of all spirits born in heaven in a premortal existence.
Not one of 3 gods in the godhead.
The Trinity is 3 persons in one God.
Was always spirit from eternity.
Atoned for sin on the cross alone.

This brief comparison should help you see the difference between the two. Jesus cannot be both the literal son of god and his goddess wife and not the literal begotten son. He cannot be both one of 3 gods, and not one of 3 gods. They are different. In fact, it would be a lot easier if the Mormons called him by a different name. For example, Bolok would be good. Bolok is one of three gods, but Jesus is not. etc. That way, it would be a lot easier to tell them apart.

Mormonism definitely does not teach the same Jesus as Christianity.

Listen up Christians!

Romney believes that Jesus and Lucifer share the same mother and father. Do you? Do you think those beliefs are ridiculous?

Romney believes that God's name is Elohiem and that he lives on a planet circling a star called Kolob.

Romney believes that Mormons all become gods when they die and get our own planet. That would mean that you would never be with God in heaven unless you became a Mormon. Morons see you as unsaved trash.

Romney has baptized the dead. Mormons baptize dead people thinking that doing so will get them their own planet and save them from your God's cruel destruction. You Christers only believe that grace can save you although the Bible contradicts itself many times when it comes to salvation.

Mormonism teaches that God the Father has a body of flesh and bones and that Jesus is a creation. Therefore the Mormon Jesus is not God. Don't you believe that Jesus is God and that God always was and always will be? Kinda like Brett the Hitman Hart ie the greatest that is the greatest that was and the greatest there ever will be.

 

Mormonism teaches that the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross itself (and receiving it by faith) is not sufficient to bring forgiveness of sins. It teaches that the forgiveness of sins is obtained though a cooperative effort with God; that is, you must be good and follow the laws and ordinances of the Mormon church in order to obtain forgiveness. This clearly contradicts the biblical doctrine of the forgiveness of sins by grace through faith (Rom. 5:1; 6:23; Eph. 2:8-9) and the doctrine that works are not part of your salvation but a result of them (Rom. 4:5, James 2:14-18).

Conclusion

Why is Mormonism a non-Christian religion? It is not Christian because it denies that there is only one God, denies the true Gospel, adds works to salvation, denies that Jesus is the uncreated creator, distorts the biblical teaching of the atonement, and undermines the authority and reliability of the Bible. 

Final question:  Why would you vote for a person for president and leader of the free world who has even more delusional beliefs than you?

The Death of God

Send this video to everyone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf3ef_ySg60

LINK!

We need to destroy God before God destroys us.

God Is A Pedophile and a Pervert

Numbers 31:17-18 As per the instructions of God and Moses.

New International Version (NIV)

¹⁷ Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, ¹⁸ but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

Godly Republicans love God and most pedophiles are Republicans. GOP means God's Only Party or Gang Of Perverts.

God: If you exist....

Show yourself. Put a big sign in the sky for all the world to see.

In the meantime fuck you God. Go suck a turd.

God is Cruel, Jealous and Vengeful

"And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people"

Exodus 32:14

"The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name"

Exodus 15:3

"For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God"

Exodus 34:14

"Blessed is everyone that feareth the Lord."

Psalms 128

The War In Heaven

God is quite a fuck up. He cannot even control some rebel angels. Maybe sucking Jesus' dick and getting into heaven may not be such a good idea. God the sadist father lost control once is there any guarantee it won't happen again?

God is said to have beaten Satan but as we know it is always the victors who write the history books.




Satan didn't get much of a punishment when you compare what happens to humans who rub God the wrong way. Satan gets a place to live and a job to do and that job is to lure us into eternal damnation where he gets to enjoy torturing us. Satan hates us and as you recall it all started when God asked Lucifer to bow to Adam.


Maybe God lost? Maybe the reason that there is so much suffering on earth is because Satan is really in charge. Lucifer and Jesus may be one and the same.



Here is how you can prove whether God is in charge.

Jesus claimed to be God from time to time. He also said that what ever you ask for in his name God will give it to you. If Jesus told the truth and if God is really in charge then he will grant your prayers and especially the prayers of Christians. He promised.

Here are the quotes from Jesus:

    1)  And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen.  "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive."  (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)

    2)  Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.  For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.  (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB)

    3)  Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven.  For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst.  (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)

    4)  Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him.  Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours.  (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)

    5)  And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.  For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.  (Luke 11:9-13 NAB)

    6)  And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son.  If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it.  (John 14:13-14 NAB)

    7)  If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for whatever you want and it will be done for you.  (John 15:7 NAB)

    8)  It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you.  (John 15:16 NAB)

    9)  On that day you will not question me about anything.  Amen, amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will give you.  Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be complete.  (John 16:23-24 NAB)

Ask God in Jesus name for an end to all the suffering and the death of Satan. If it happens then Jesus told the truth in the above quotes and God is in charge. If it your request in not granted then God lost the battle in heaven and Satan is in charge.

There is another possible explanation. Satan, knowing God would defeat him fought him anyway on our behalf. Maybe God was the bad guy all along.