Saturday, August 18, 2012

Trolling Christian Chat Rooms 101

Two New Christian Chatrooms! I have yet to troll them so I can't offer any specific advice. Check them out and report back in the comment section. 

Make your first visits reconnaissance and get to know the players before your start trolling.  

CHRISTIAN CHAT 

Christian Chat Rooms & Forums @ Christian Chat .com!






Update! This currently is the most active Christian Chat Room. Troll smart troll hard! http://www.christianchat.net/

The above chat room is full of very ignorant fuck wads and arrogant know it alls. Calvinisim really sends them for a loop. Salvation by grace is another topic that gets them riled up. Most Christians are the John 3:16 variety. They believe that simply believing that Jesus is God get you a free pass to heaven in spite of what an asshole you have been in your life but of course the Bible contradicts that.

Go there and tell them that salvation through grace is a false doctrine and then present the following scriptures.

These say that your salvation is predetermined. 
  • Eph.1:4-5 "He hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love: Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will."
  • Rom.8:29-30 "For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate.... Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified."
  • 2 Tim.1:9 "Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began."
....but of course the Bible contradicts itself. 
  1. Work your way to heaven.
    For you render to each one according to his works. -- Psalm 62:12
    For the Son of Man will come in the glory of His Father with His angels, and then He will reward each according to his works. -- Matthew 16.27
    And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. -- Revelation 20:12-13
    Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works. -- 2 Corinthians 11:15
    The Father, who without partiality judges according to each one's work. -- 1 Peter 1:17
    What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him? -- James 2:1417202426
    I will give unto every one of you according to your works. -- Revelation 2:23
    Behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work. -- Revelation 22:12





Christians suck and they are really fucking annoying. They are also as dishonest as a Mitt Romney political ad. The fun thing about Christians is when it comes to the Bible they don't know shit so it is really easy to fuck with them.

If these smug pious hypocrites piss you off with their evil lying and hypocrisy then pay them a visit and ask them some tough questions. The best place to fuck with them are in Christian chat rooms.

List of Christian chat rooms.

http://www.christianchat.info/

http://www.talkjesus.com/water-cooler/5036-chat.html#.U558JPldVQE

http://www.christianchat.net/

Here is a Jews for Jesus Chat http://www.jewsforjesus.org/online-chat

Jews are generally pretty smart but these are Jews for Jesus so these are probably as dumb as the average Christian. Hit the with some Evils of the Torah.

As you know Jews are still waiting the Messiah and the reason that they don't think Jesus is the real deal is because he fails to meet the prophetic criteria. From a Biblical perspective Jesus cannot be the Messiah. Click here for Jesus False Messiah.

Gone SHUT DOWN!   http://www.jesuschatrooms.com/20+.html 


http://chataboutjesus.com/


 Gone SHUT DOWN!  http://www.jesuschatrooms.com/

http://www.jesuschatroom.com/ These ones are really nasty.

http://visitationspirit.org/living-jesus-chat-room/chat-membership/

http://www.christkorner.com/

Going into a Christian Chatroom and telling them they are a bunch of hypocrites will get you banned immediately so start off slow. Get a feel for the members by reading what they are saying.

Knowledge is power and Christians are know it alls but when it comes to the Bible they don't know shit. So go in with more knowledge than the hypocrites/morons/Christians and doing that is quite easy.

The Bible has less that 300 nice things in it and over 2000 contradictions. Here is a SHORT LIST OF BIBLE CONTRADICTIONS

UPDATE: Mormon Chat Is Very Troll Worthy Click HERE!

A good question to ask is; "If Jesus is God and Jesus and Jesus and Lucifer are brothers is Lucifer also God? Mormons believe that Jesus and Lucifer are brothers.

Here is a good example: After you get these morons to say that the  Bible is 100% true ask them what Jesus' last word were. They won't know.  They rarely read the Bible yet they base their bullshit faith and world view on it.


Here is what the Bible says Jesus said as he drew his last breath.

Jesus' last words

MAT 27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost."

LUK 23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."


JOH 19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost."


So much for the Bible being perfect.



Here are two more good sources for debunking Christianity.


http://www.evilbible.com/


456 Bible Contradictions


Have fun and show those assholes as much mercy as their god shows people that he burns in hell for all eternity.

UPDATE: Here is a Good Trolling Method: Is God All Know? Is Jesus God?


Ask if God is really all knowing and then ask if Jesus was/is God and of course they will say yes to both questions. If Jesus and his father are all knowing then they BOTH knew that Jesus would not perish after the crucifixion. So how then how was his death on the cross a sacrifice.


Jesus was also scared shitless and he doubted his "father in heaven". He asked, "Father why hast though forsaken me"  And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why have you forsaken me? Matthew 27:46 and before that In Matthew 26:39, on the night before His crucifixion, Jesus prayed, O My Father, if it is possible, let this cup pass from Me; nevertheless, not as I will but as you will.


Here is what this proves:

Jesus was a chicken shit:
Jesus/God is in conflict with God.
Jesus is not all knowing and therefore not God.
God the father if all knowing knew the outcome so he did not sacrafice his "only begotten son".
God is not all knowing.
The "sacrifice" is BULLSHIT!


Scripture Evidence Proves That It Is BULLSHIT!

First, the plan of the cross had been established from the very foundations of the world. In Ephesians 1:4, Paul writes about this plan. The fact that it would include the slaying of God’s own Son is recorded in Revelation 13:8. Before Jesus was even born, He knew that He must "die" on earth. Yet Jesus didn't know that is was a done deal so that negates his deity. So much for Jesus being an all knowing god. Jesus didn't die and had he been God he would have known that. Jesus was "dead" for 36 hours.
Second, numerous times during His ministry, Jesus spoke of His coming death in graphic detail and referred to it as “drinking the cup.” In Matthew 16:21 Jesus began to teach His disciples that He must go to Jerusalem to suffer and die (cf. Matt 17:22-23; Luke 9:22). He even knew many of the details, that He would be arrested, condemned, mocked, whipped, spit upon, and killed (Mark 10:32-33).
Furthermore, He occasionally used the imagery of drinking deeply from a cup to describe this painful suffering and death He would endure (cf. Matt 20:22-23). Also, in an earlier prayer, He stated that He would not pray for God to save Him from the suffering that was to come (John 12:27-28) but when it came crunch time he did. WHAT A PUSSY!
Third, after the prayer in the Gethsemane, Jesus continued to show willingness to drink the cup. In John 18:11, after Jesus had finished praying, and as He was being arrested in the Garden of Gethsemane, Peter tried to rescue Jesus by pulling a sword on the Temple guards. But Jesus stopped Peter, and asked him, “Shall I not drink the cup which My Father has given Me?” and shortly after he chickened out and begged God to stop it.
So if both before and after the prayer in the Garden, Jesus knew what His death would entail, and showed complete acceptance of it, how can we understand His prayer in the Garden for the cup to pass from Him? Did He have a moment of weakness? Was He losing His resolve? Was He afraid of the pain? Did He change His mind? The answer to all of these is “FUCK YEAH!” 






46 comments:

  1. It's simple. Jesus said it all.

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    1. Jesus is reported to have said many things. The problem is that not one single solitary word in the Bible was written by Jesus.

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    2. Yeah, not Jesus, but inspired by the Holy Spirit

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  2. christianity is a faith where they make virtues out of not thinking and holding onto a make believe character that somebody make up 1000s of fucking years ago

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    1. Christianity is a form of mind control and abuse.

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    2. I would have to argue that point. I think Christianity, as with all religions, is just a desperate attempt to understand the universe around us. HOWEVER, the constant pursuit of forcing ones religion down another's throat is nothing but immoral. It is even worse when you lecture young children about how they are horrible creatures and the ONLY way they can avoid being brutally tormented for all eternity is to blindly accept a flawed and outdated religion as true. The is not only an attempt at mind control, but also psychological abuse. I do believe that religion does nothing but hold the advancement of mankind back.

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    3. I think that Buddhism is quite rational. Buddah was not a liar like Jesus or Mohammad.

      The Abrahamic faiths and the God of Abraham is immoral. It's pretty tough to become less evil that that vile God.

      Spiritual abuse is a form of mind control used to get people to eat the shit sandwich called Christianity and Islam and end up liking it.

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    4. @ The Furry Box

      If Christianity (or other religions) even TRIED to understand how the universe works then all the holy books concentrated on that. The only mention of the universe in the bible is in the very first pages mentioning the creation of the world. "Light is created on the 2nd day while the sun is created on the 4th" - THEY ARE NOT EVEN TRYING. The people who DID TRY to understand how universe works, however, Christianity accused of being heretics, then torchured and killed. The only things christianity is concerned with is CONTROLLING people by BRAINWASHING and PREVENTING them from asking questions. And COLLECTING their money of course. It's clear as day.

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  3. Evil mind control!

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  4. Okay. God is not real and the Bible is a setof disorganized lies. What's the function of organized trolling? Does trolling them just make those of us who are sensible look self-righteous and petty? I have christian friends. Most are full of crap but some really try to be nice. They tell me that without Jesus, they would be bad people. Where that certainly merits an eye roll, it would seem that being obnoxious to someone because of what they believe isn't much better than what they do to everyone else. Emotional and irrational spamming over reason. Sound like anyone we know?

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    1. Trolling them is fun and it allows lurkers to see what liars and hypocrites they are.

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    2. @ Aurelius Raines II

      Trolling religious people is a way to keep our sanity when bible dehumanizes, humiliates, degrades us for being atheists = merely for not believing in god (who's allegedly all loving and all forgiving) Lots of our friends and even families worship THIS VERY BOOK and praise the author, calling him "divine" and "benevolent". These of us who happen to be not straight, bible calls "ABOMINATIONS" and says we deserve to be killed - again THIS is the book christians consider holy and use as their moral compass - accusing US of having no values and no morals. THAT IS WHY WE TROLL.

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    3. I won't insult this idea. As an agnostic myself I can see a lot of issues. First off, prayer and ....... should I say it, the brutality of the world beyond myself. You say homosexuality which I have people whom I love as such. The issue isn't that to you or me truly but that many Christians are shells of Christ. They condemn you, or me honestly, to eternal hell which a loving God shouldn't do it seems. Leo Tolstoy whom I'm sure you know said himself he saw more morality in non-believers than believers. But the question is; do you want to be only on their level? Not real Christians but the fake ones that you insult.

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    4. The whole Christian/Muslim thing is absurd on the surface because is assumes a just and merciful god. The Bible and Koran aside and the notion of hell aside, life itself shows us that God, if it exists is cruel and evil.

      God is he purist form of evil that there is, was and ever could be.

      I suspect that God is in part a mechanism for the channeling of human thought and consciousness. His system is cruel, merciless and torturous. The Bible came about to gaslight idiots.

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  5. P.S. Looked at some of your blog post. Maybe picking on the most fringe and controversial jesus freaks is a bit like beating up on the slow kid atnschool: easy targets. I think it is safe to say that the Taliban does not present a balanced and complete view of Islam so trotting them out to slam muslims is a bit unfair. Like when christians use Stalin when they talk about Atheists.

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    1. Actually the fundies in Christianity and Islam accurately represent the Bible, Koran and Haddith.

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    2. The tolerable Christians maybe Christians in name only and perhaps the align more with Thomas Aquinas and Kierkegaard but that does not change the fact that the Bible is lie and an evil book read by hypocrites and liars.

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    3. The God of Abraham is the most evil of all the gods and it need to be destroyed. It requires constant ass kissing. Starve it like a rat.

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  6. I see religions as answers to things humans cannot answer themselves. It's all mythology. I, being the terrible, evil atheist that I am, know absolutely nothing about how the universe came to be. Christians (used as an easy example) know even less. To answer the ubiquitous questions of how we came to be and why are we here, they simply postulated a fairytale. That fairytale had a lot of uses, the main one I find to be even more motivation than answering those questions would be power. He who controls the knowledge controls the throne. No one knows and people want that power. What's the solution? Make shit up. Worked perfectly for the first two thousand years, give or take a few hundred because dates are never accurate.

    What gets me is why the f*ck are these bedtime-comfort stories still around as actual faith when their fallacies are so blindingly obvious! I don't see anyone worshiping Zeus and praising Apollo all over Facebook. What makes your religion so special, other than the fact that you personally believe it's true, that it magically isn't just another made up reasoning for nature?

    Oh, yeah. Silly atheist me! I totally forgot Jesus made it true because he's magic like Santa (Maybe they're cousins!). Disregard everything I just said.

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    1. Santa only puts coal in a bad child's stocking whereas Jesus sends people to hell to burn for all eternity.

      As to Zeus, all god are immortal. LOL!

      I'm not an atheist because I cannot prove a negative and besides the burden of proof is on the Christers and the Mudslimes. It's up to them to prove there is a god and so far what they present as proof disproves their assertions.

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    2. Denial, lying and self deception comes ver easy to Christians. I think that some people are genetically programmed to be sheeple lemmings and others are so inherently dishonest that they see the value in exploiting to ignorance and fear that is inherent in most people.

      I am not an athiest since because on cannot prove a negative. Assuming that there is a God/intellegence/creator/omnipotent/omnipresent/omnicient being responsible for the creation/existence of life that being has to be evil.

      The truth of the matter is that believer cannot prove that there is a god and atheists cannot prove that there isn't a god. There is scant evidence that there is a "god" That evidence ie the Koran and Bible point to a god who is the epitome of evil. Whether that god is an actual being or merely an idea, its destruction is imperative!

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    3. It.so.mush.easyer..to.live.life...how.u.want....than.to.follow.holy.rules........but.I.guess..that's.a.personal.decision........jus.the.way.theres. consequences.to.our.actions....there.are.consequences..to..the.way we live our life...........all.I.can.do.is.pray..an.hope.that.one.day..god.may.open.the.eyes..of.many....before.its.to.late........

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    4. love it. yep people make shit up all the time and simple minded people buy into this shit

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  7. personally this page i believe that every single person on this page tat has posted is a coward. noone here has balls that can purly defy the understanding of god. i believe not a single one of you can be 100% sure that when u die nothing else happens. your just dead. i dare say also if you wanna test out your reasoning that you just die. go do every immoral thing u can and kill yourself. you will be proved that ur all wrong. theres only one god and he is definitly not dead.

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    1. And you ass kisser of God can go fuck yourself.

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    2. I love seeing the God of Abraham get his ass kicked.

      Great job El Rondo!

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    3. Historically, it appears that Abraham never existed, not Moses, Joshua, and possibly King David never existed either. Solomon is the only maybe in the first books of the O.T./ Pentateuch. Modern archaeology has found absolutely no evidence for any of those myths, and many of Moses's stories and details are fake, his baby in the reeds origin was fraudulent as it was borrowed from the legend of King Sargon. It appears that the first 5 books of the O.T. were likely written in the 4th Century BCE. Ref: "The Bible Unearthed" by Israel Finkelstein, Neil Asher Silberman.

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    4. Thanks Anon,

      An interesting thing about the NT is how in the Middle East there were guys named, John, Paul, Luke, Timothy, James, Mark ect..

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  8. God is an ugly filthy jew low life homo piece of shit, case closed.

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  9. Do you want to know the truth or just to talk about your opinion?

    If you want to know the truth go and search it properly from good sources. Read what some scientists and physicists say about the limitation of science and about the unconquered realm of the metaphysics: e.g: The Science Delusion - Freeing the Spirit of Enquiry by the prominent biologist Dr Rupert Sheldrake

    Or to some atheist thinkers such as Eckhart Tolle..

    Read to those scientists who either have nothing to lose because they are in sabbatical, retired or they have already experienced the beyond through near death experiences.

    These are some examples:


    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nde+Neurosurgeon+Dr+Eben+Alexander+


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2799385/glimpses-life-brain-surgeon-told-saw-heaven-coma-today-reveals-stories-say-ve-similar-life-changing-experiences.html





    An Orthopedic Doctor's Near Death Experience - Dr Mary Neal (To Heaven and Back)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-QjMRF1gkI
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VM9wcYvnCc

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  10. My favorite 'trick' is to come at them from a completely different angle. Throw the religion I grew up with at them, the still unnamed due to laziness traditional Chinese religion.

    OF course I believe there's a creator, he died creating it, that's why the Jade Emperor and the Celestial Bureaucracy's running the universe now. Of course you'll be judged after death, you'll get a lawyer as well.

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    1. Interesting theory. If there is a court like setting and a judge who will judge Jehovah that judge will oder the death of Jehovah.

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  13. Hmm, well I came here searching for a place I could have an intelligent, open minded conversation about the pros & cons of how the universe might have been created as opposed to it being (as Stephen Hawking puts it) out of "nothing". However, from what I can see few here, if any, are able to separate any potential source of 'creation' (God) from religion. Or their bias, emotionally driven agenda & their being butt hurt by some christian in their past, from having an intelligent, scientific conversation based on well thought through facts & statistical probability at all... guess I'll keep looking for some educated people in search of actual truth willing to help me come to some valid conclusions. have a great day! :D

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    1. Heat produces light. Raw emotion is a good thing.

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    2. God created evil Isaiah 45;7

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  14. The Bible says that God drowned every child on Earth and then the Christians tell me that God is a kind of God. Well I don't guess I'm going to fall for that one.

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  16. The big show reveals you. People are not filled with such hatred for no reason. Either you had a bad relationship with you dad, or someone in a church hurt you in some way. But the root of all such militant atheistic rantings is fear. You're traded love for fear. You are bitter, because you're acting out of a tormented soul. There is a God. A Holy and righteous God who loves you in spite of your big tantrum. You wont find peace and deliverance from your tortured heart this way...let it go..surrender to a God who did the ultimate act of love to make a way for you to be forever forgiven and free....time's running out.

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    1. Sorry loser, but your worship and defense of an evil ego-maniacal tyrannical coward tells me that you are prick sucking boot licking coward.

      I can prove that God is a fucking cocksucker or a liar and I will do it with the Bible. Better sit down dick sucker because this one's gonna leave a mark.

      And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)

      OK loser, ask God to end all childhood diseases. I'll ask him as well. Hey God, in Jesus' name, end all childhood diseases. See Shitlo, it didn't happen. Clearly Jesus is a lying sack of shit.

      I'd rather me punished in hell than massage God's insatiable ego for all eternity. You'd probably like sucking his dick. That's what is in store for you Pascal's wager ass kissers.

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    2. You have to understand what John is trying to say. Not just take it at face value. Firstly, we must know what it means to pray in Jesus’ name. Simply put, to pray in Jesus’ name is to pray in accordance with God’s will (1 John 5:14-15). It’s to pray in an awareness of the truth of Jesus, the mission of Jesus, and the ultimate goal of Jesus. It’s also to pray in the authority of Jesus, since genuine believers have Jesus living in them (John 15:4-5) and “do the works that [Jesus does].” (14:12) We can be assured that this promise of Jesus never fails and is always at our disposal – which is very exciting and encouraging. It’s up to us to meet its condition: to genuinely pray in Jesus’ name and for the purpose that the Father may be glorified in the Son.

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  17. This site gives insight to Christian discussion forum administrators so they can target the trolls and ban them.
    It also proves the old saying about atheists.

    Atheists! The only people dedicated to fighting what they swear does not exist!

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  18. The other inconsistency here is this pronouncement by the blog admin. at the bottom of these comments. "Unlike Christian and Muslims I don't censor so say whatever you want. Please include your thoughts on ways to destroy God and religion."

    Meanwhile, just a little bit above that nonsense is this entry in the comments field: "google article checkerFebruary 25, 2018 at 5:07 AM
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    LOL

    How do you propose to destroy something that you first swear isn't there?

    That's not rational. That's what you call, delusional.
    There are billions of people who believe in God. You lot will always in all ways, be vexed by that irrevocable fact. You live in a world where God is everywhere. Be it real or not, belief in God does exist.
    What you all are opposed to isn't a fiction. It is a people in total who hold faith.

    You're not atheists. We atheists who are rational don't fret over people who hold to belief in imaginary friends. If that makes them a better person, it's a good thing. History shows there are a lot of psychotic atheists that made their mark for the worse.

    Real mature atheists don't obsess as you all do about something for which no evidence exists. That would be insane.

    What you lot are is a bunch of Misanthrope Nihilists frustrated with your place in life; dropouts, living in your parents basement, spending time online because you have no real friends.
    And you hate something that isn't there because you can't stand yourselves.

    You are that old saying, in black and white!
    The only people who are dedicated to fighting what you swear isn't there.

    That's lame!

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  19. Of you do not know the true meaning of love one would not grasp the full concept of hate. Ok that makes sence therfore if the Bible is only written in the name of love, if you take the love out of the writing/translation are we left with the book of Lucifer?
    Lol sad but true,the Native Americans were ignorant of the word/actions of God/Jesus therfore they were guaranteed a trip to Heaven untill the Foreigners invaded their lands

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Unlike Christian and Muslims I don't censor so say whatever you want. Please include your thoughts on ways to destroy God and religion.