God Sucks: Memes

John 3:16

John 3:16 is a bunch of happy horse shit and if you want to destroy the notion that Jesus "dying" on the cross was a sacrifice consider this:

1. God is all knowing.

2. Jesus is God. 

3. Jesus/God knew the outcome.

Next time some prick licking Christian gives you that sacrificial lamb, God so loved the world, and the only begotten son bullshit point out to them that Jesus/God made no sacrifice whatsoever. 

The Common Cold

You can thank God for the rhinovirus which is the cause of the common cold. God has allowed this nasty and sometimes deadly thing to exist for 1000's of years. Why would God allow this you may ask yourself. The answer is simple God is pure evil and as an evil and sadistic entity God gets his jollies when people suffer.

What can we do about this nasty thing God has unleashed upon us. Think about what decent parent would provide an environment for their children with things in it that would make them sick? The answer is GOD! We have to fight back and hate God out of existence. Kissing his ass doesn't work because God is such and egomainiac that his need for glorification is insatiable.

Perhaps there is a cure for the common cold and flu but the medical industry is run by corporate demigods who knowingly or unknowingly work in league with Jehovah. There may or may not be a preventative cure for the cold but either way God is not allowing it. Our suffering is God's pleasure. That's how evil work. When we suffer God has orgasms.

You may have landed here because you have the cold or the flu or perhaps you are here to learn the truth about this evil entity we call God. The Bible is a good source for reading about his evil nature and evil doings. If you read the Bible unfettered you will learn that God is not the benevolent being that the money grubbing churches portray him to be. God is indeed EVIL! Here is a short cut to all the cruel and evil things God did in Biblical time.

Here are some things that may ease you cold symptoms:

Vicks Nyquil or any generic will help you sleep at night and it helps with coughing and it a decongestant and antihistamine. You can buy the lower priced store brand as they are the same.

Chicken Soup: It really does act as a decongestant.

Steam can help clear your sinuses but more than that a house that maintains a humidity level of between 50% and 60% will prevent your sinus membranes from drying and crack due to lack of moisture. The health authorities won't tell you that  because the cold and the flu creates massive revenue for these evil agents of God. Humidify your house.

Stay out of stores during the Christmas/Cold and flu season as much as possible or wear a filter mask to prevent you from inadvertently inhaling the vapors of a sneeze from some hapless Christian who is out preparing for the loathsome holiday called Christmas.

Zinc has been shown to shorten the severity and duration of the cold.

I hope some of this helps because when people are not suffering God suffers. Maybe if he suffers enough he will either turn from his evil ways or he will die! I doubt that a coward like God would choose death but for the sake of mankind, his death is imperative.

God Is...

Cruel

Always pissed off about something.

 Jealous

Unjust

Deceitful

Misogynistic

Cruel to children.

23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

Holy shit! Two bears ripping apart FORTY TWO kids because they called Elisha a baldy! That is some righteous anger of the Lord business here. Jehovah was not fucking around. This is the sort of disproportionate response intended to send a very serious message to those who would dare mock the follically challenged. Especially should they be in the service of the Lord.

God is Jealous

• Exodus 34:14 NIV

  Do not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
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• Deuteronomy 4:24 NIV

  For the LORD your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God.
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• Deuteronomy 6:15 NIV

  for the LORD your God, who is among you, is a jealous God and his anger will burn against you, and he will destroy you from the face of the land.
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• Deuteronomy 32:21 NIV

  They made me jealous by what is no god and angered me with their worthless idols. I will make them envious by those who are not a people; I will make them angry by a nation that has no understanding.
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• Joshua 24:19 NIV

  Joshua said to the people, "You are not able to serve the LORD. He is a holy God; he is a jealous God. He will not forgive your rebellion and your sins.
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• Nahum 1:2 NIV

  [The LORD's Anger Against Nineveh] The LORD is a jealous and avenging God; the LORD takes vengeance and is filled with wrath. The LORD takes vengeance on his foes and maintains his wrath against his enemies.
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Starving Children

Let's be honest for once, God is no fucking good. God has no redeeming values. God can end human suffering but he won't. God has unleashed all manner of suffering and torment on his children. God is filthy lying evil. Fuck you God and fuck all of you who suck his dick and kiss his evil ass. God is hate and God is evil. God is a child abuser, God is a cruel tyrant. There is nothing good about God yet there are people who are such ass kissers that they will defend and worship the evil entity known as God.

I'll Believe in God When This Happens

God if it exists is a purely evil bastard.

Good Guy Satan Good Guy Lucifer

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God is Evil

This Poem Says it All About The Evil Bible and its EVIL GOD!

God is a Jealous God but Why?

King James Bible 
For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

Exodus 20:3 "You shall have no other gods before  me.

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Exodus 20:5 You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me,

Deuteronomy 4:24 For the LORD your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God.

  Joshua 24:19 Joshua said to the people, "You are not able to serve the LORD. He is a holy God; he is a jealous God. He will not forgive your rebellion and your sins.

Ezekiel 23:25  I will direct my jealous anger against you, and they will deal with you in fury. They will cut off your noses and your ears, and those of you who are left will fall by the sword. They will take away your sons and daughters, and those of you who are left will be consumed by fire.

Christian apologists have made many feeble attempts to explain this away but the truth is, God is a jealous psychopath.

Gill's Exposition of the Entire Bible
For thou shall worship no other god,.... Than the Lord their God, the one only living and true God, which was the first command given to the people of Israel, and binding upon all men: for the Lord whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God; his name and nature answer to one another; he admits of no rival or competitor in worship; he will not give his glory to another god, or one so called, nor his praise to graven images; and in this he is distinguished from all nominal and fictitious gods, who have many joined with them, and are rivals of them, which gives them no concern, because insensible; but it is otherwise with the Lord, who knows the dishonour done him, and resents it, and is as jealous of any worship being given to another, as the husband is of the honour of his marriage bed; for idolatry is spiritual adultery, as is suggested in the following verse. 

God is jealous because because he's an insecure and evil bastard. God is a parasite who feeds off the suffering of death and living things. God is a liar and throughout the Bible there are mountains of proof of his dishonesty. God is also a sadist. God has no redeeming values and based on life and the Bible God is pure evil.