The war on Christmas is a bunch of total fucking bullshit created by a bunch of lying cowardly chicken hawks like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Rielly who never had the balls to serve in the US military.
Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican
Santa is another name for Satan
And even though Santa Claus is White
He's a Godless European Commie Pagan
Let's shoot him down tonight!
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican
We can no longer sing our Christmas carols
They banned the nativity scene
The queers are donning their gay apparel
And replaced it with evil Halloween
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican
Santa's elves are godless little Commies
And that is why they're always dressed in redTurning children into sinful zombies
While nestled all snugly in their beds
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican