Lies Christians Tell

The following article is from Evil Bible:

Common lies Christians tell that are ABSOLUTELY FALSE!

    I deal with Christian lies on a daily basis.  These lies range from the myth that Einstein was a theist, to the claim that there is conclusive evidence for Jesus’ existence.  I had to make this page so that I could collect some common lies told and present the truth behind the matter.  There are hundreds of things I feel compelled to discuss but I shall limit it to a top five list. The top five lies Christian’s tell:

Darwin recanted on his deathbed. This is completely fabricated and has no foundation in truth whatsoever. A woman named “Lady Hope” spoke to a church group shortly after the death of Charles Darwin.  She claimed that she was at Darwin’s bedside on the day of his death.  She also claimed that Darwin recanted on evolution and accepted Jesus on his deathbed.  Her claims are not only unsupported, but are directly opposed by Darwin’s daughter, Henrietta.  Henrietta stated “I was present at his deathbed, Lady Hope was not present during his last illness, or any illness.  I believe he never even saw her, but in any case she had no influence over him in any department of thought or belief.  My father never recanted any of his scientific views, either then or earlier.  I am upset that the U.S. Christians have fabricated this conversion nonsense.  The whole story has no foundation whatever.” February 23, 1922.

Evolution has been proven false (is only a theory).  Evolution can be divided into two parts, macro and micro.  Micro evolution is a fact, where as macro evolution remains a theory due to debates on the exact steps of the evolutionary process.  EVOLUTION DID HAPPEN we simply can’t trace the exact evolutionary steps of the of the 3 trillion plus species on earth.  Considering there is no way that we can even prove if we have located all the species on earth, this may always remain a theory.  We can prove though, beyond a doubt, that humans have evolved.  We can trace it back conclusively 3.6 million years.  97% of all scientists accept evolution (so does the Catholic Church).  Christians have spread lies about this excessively, they especially like to say evolution preaches that Humans evolved from monkeys.  Evolution does not state that humans evolved from monkeys, that idea is completely absurd.  Science states that monkeys and humans evolved from a shared forefather and are hence relatives, (all primates are) but we are in no way direct descendants of them.

Atheists have no morals.  All one has to do is take a look at the American prison system.  Nearly 76% of violent criminals are Christian and NO, most of these Christians did not convert after conviction, they were Christian at the time of the crime.  The greatest genocides in human history stemmed from the Christian faith.  If you examine secular societies in comparison to religious societies; secular societies will consistently have less crime, unemployment, corruption and more freedom, share of wealth and a higher standard of living.  Nearly EVERY single advancement towards morality (I.E: ceasing native genocide, freeing the slaves and women’s suffrage) was OPPOSED by the church and Christian organizations.

This United States is a country founded on Christianity.  This is the biggest sack of horse shit and only an EXTREME MORON would believe something this retarded. The VERY FIRST AMENDMENT of the constitution is based on the Separation of church and state.  The paramount reason why the forefathers came to this country was for religious freedom.  They listed it as their top goal in forming America.  Matter of fact most of the fore fathers weren’t even Christian, but deist, atheist and agnostic.  I could site thousands of quotes which piss on this lie from Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, Paine, etc. but I shouldn’t need to, considering the reading of the constitution is a 4th grade curriculum requirement.

There are no atheists in foxholes.  I hear this one on a weekly basis and it never ceases to amuse/disgust me.  One third of the world’s population does not believe in a deity.  The largest concentration of free thinkers is found in Asia, which participated in each world war and have been feuding over territory with the surrounding regions for thousands of years (especially Japan and China).  My father is an atheist and served during the Berlin Crisis.  I am an atheist and though I wasn’t in a fox hole, I faced death while giving birth and I tell you that the thought about God NEVER crossed my mind when I heard my condition could be fatal.  I have had the privilege to meet hundreds of atheists who served in WW2 and Vietnam, each of whom sat in fox holes.  For more information about atheists in the military see the Military Association of Atheists and Freethinkers website.

Lies Christians Tell

You all have heard the story of Satan's fall from heaven. We never got Satan's/Lucifer's side of the story but according to God Lucifer and a group of angels rebelled because God asked them to bow down to man. That's what God says. God had one of his legendary hissy fits. (God is such a fucking drama queen) God, being all loving and merciful sends Satan to his own personal torture chamber Hell for unending torture for all eternity. We are also told in the Bible that Satan roams the earth so the unending torture is a bunch of bullshit. God and his Christians just can't seem to get their lies straight.

Satan must really be the force for good. Think about it. He knew he didn't stand a chance against God yet he challenged him anyway. God even says that Satan is brilliant so if he were evil he would not have picked a fight that he knew was un-winnable. If he is in hell suffering as God and the Bible claim then his sacrifice was far more genuine than the hoax called the crucifixion. You all know what happened there. Jesus was dead for a little over a day and if hell is as bad as God says it is Satan is having a lot worse than Jesus ever did.

Someone asked some sucker of God's dick if there was a chance of a reconciliation between God and Satan and being a cruel minded unforgiving sadist bastard like God the Christer said that a reconciliation was not possible. He quoted and twisted some bullshit from the Bible. Here is what God's little dick sucker said. I wish I were there to kick his self-righteous teeth down his throat.

Someone once asked me the question: Can Satan repent? And I also have heard that some people argue that Satan can be reconciled to God, because Colossians 1:19-20 says: "For it pleased the Father that in Him [Christ] all the fullness should dwell, and by Him to reconcile all things to Himself, by Him, whether things on earth or things in heaven, having made peace through the blood of His cross."

The people who argue that Satan can be reconciled to God place the emphasis of their doctrine on the central phrase, "by Him to reconcile all things to Himself." But, we notice that the phrase "all things" is immediately qualified by the next phrase "whether things on earth or things in heaven." Thus, the reconciliation here spoken of extends only to those things that are on earth or in heaven.

As you can see these fuckers twist and use hedge words like a shyster lawyer and they feel so smug when they do it.

This qualification becomes significant when we examine the description of the last judgment of God given in Revelation 20:7-15. Verse 11 says to us that "the earth and the heaven fled away" from God's presence. Then, verse 15 continues and says that "anyone not found written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire." This is a clear indication that, even after heaven and earth have fled away, the lake of fire continues to exist in its own place. That is to say, the lake of fire is not located in either earth or heaven, and is therefore not included in the scope of the reconciliation spoken of in Colossians 1:20. The statement in Colossians 1:20 gives no reason to claim that those who are consigned to the lake of fire will ever thereafter be reconciled to God. In other words, the lake of fire is outside the boundary of reconciliation. 

So much for the free will bullshit. So much for the mercy bullshit. So much for a just, loving and merciful.

Furthermore, Revelation 20:10 emphatically tells us that: "The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever." This is a clear indication that Satan's punishment will be totally and absolutely unending just the same as most of God's children.

Total and absolute unending torture! That is what God has in store for everyone who doesn't understand his bullshit, rubs him the wrong way or otherwise screws up in this life.

This shows that God is hate. He will torture us and Satan in Hell not as a punishment or even as a way to break our will. His eternal torture is for two reason. The first is to strike so much fear in people that they  would be to scared to think and the other reason is is because only a cruel and purely evil sadist would torture just to torture.

Power corrupts.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
God is all powerful.
Draw your own conclusion.