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Christianity is Absurd

 

The Bible Is Absurd. Here is a list of it's absurdities.

Jesus Christ Superstar Liar

Part of the reason for this blog is to promote anti-God sites. The God Murders is another great site that has caught Jesus in his many many many many many lies.

Here is a small sample of Jesus (Fibber McGee) Christ

Did Jesus Christ Lie?

If Jesus did not lie - then - did Jesus prove to be evil?

Dictionary: Liar - a person who tells lies.

Matthew 5:39 Jesus said: Resist not evil...

Would you trust a Christian babysitter with your child who would not resist evil? Did Jesus lie?

Matthew 9:18-25 While Jesus spoke, there came a certain ruler who worshipped him, saying, my daughter is dead, but come and lay thy hand upon her, and she shall live. Jesus said the maid is not dead, but sleeping. They laughed at him. Jesus went in, took her by the hand, and the maid arose.

If the ruler's daughter was dead, then, Jesus lied. If she was not dead, then Jesus performed no miracle. C. Dennis McKinsey

Matthew 10:5-6 Jesus said: Go not into the way of the pagan (Catholic) gentiles (KJV), but go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

What? Is Jesus saying that He only wanted to save the Jews and not to bother with pagans and gentiles? Aren't pagans and gentiles also human beings? Did Jesus Christ lie? Courage, now! Did He?

Matthew 12:40 Jesus said: The Son of Man (Jesus) will be three days and three nights in the heart of the Earth.

Was Jesus actually put in the heart of the Earth? Is a cave-tomb the heart of the Earth? How can from “Good Friday” afternoon to before sunrise Sunday morning qualify for 3 days and 3 nights? Did "perfect" Jesus lie?

Luke 22:36 Jesus said: He that has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one.

Did Jesus lie - or - are you an obedient Christian who personally owns a sword?

Read more of how Jesus lies and how Jesus Lied About the 2nd Coming

Please take the time to spread the truth about Jesus and his pathological lying and terroristic threats like this one: 

If the average American Christian watched, saw and heard an Islamic leader, King or President say on TV: "I have come to set the Earth on fire, and how I wish it were already blazing. How great is my anguish until it is accomplished!" Would he or she claim that these were the words of an evil terrorist?

Is this an "evil", terrorist statement? Yes? No?

Luke 12:49-54 Jesus said: I have come to set the Earth on fire, and how I wish it were already blazing. How great is My anguish until it is accomplished!

Did Jesus Christ prove to be an evil / insane terrorist by making this evil / murderous statement?

Does Jesus want, demand and expect His believers and followers to fulfill His wishes? Will Jesus punish those who will not fulfill His wishes? Do you pick and choose which of Jesus' wishes you will fulfill and those you won't? How much of a God is a God who has to wish?

Should Jesus Christ be arrested, put in "Gitmo", water-boarded / tortured and held without charges for saying it?

Or - Did Jesus outright lie when He said it?

If Jesus did say it - did Jesus prove to be evil?

What kind of model was Jesus Christ to have said this?

Or - did the Holy Bible lie by claiming and documenting that Jesus did say it? 

FAILED  PROPHECIES by Mark Smith

?     The stars would fall to earth

?     The Great Tribulation & Rapture

?     Judgment Day for all mankind

?     The Second Coming of Jesus Christ. 

Listen to what the liar himself said around 33 AD to his fellow Jews gathered around him: 

“Remember that all these things will happen before the people now living have all died.”  (Matthew 24:34 TEV) The Common English Bible says it this way:  I assure you that this generation won’t pass away until all these things happen and the KJV says it like this: Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

“For the Son of Man [i.e. Jesus] is about to come in the glory of his Father with his angels, and then he will reward each one according to his deeds. I assure you [i.e. swear to you] that there are some here who will not die until they have seen the Son of Man [Jesus] come as King.”    (Matthew 16: 27, 28 TEV)

Another Hateful Chrisitan

Angry Fat Girl Sally Frederick Tudor: Another Ugly Obama Hater

She's a man baby!

Sally Frederick Tudor Scared of you! Christian, Conservative, Tea Party Hatriot, and Texan.

Everything's big in Texas even the stupidity and hatred aka Christianity. One of the most hateful Christians is Sally Frederick Tudor.

Here is one of her quotes about the president: "Obama is a Disgusting Communist PIG!"  

Sure, this bitch's face would make a train take a dirt road but her true ugliness is her ignorance, disonesty and hatred that she has regarding the president. She calls herself a Christian but even Jesus thinks she's an asshole. She clearly is a false Christian.

In case you read this Sally: Here are some quotes from Jesus. more lies from Jesus  CLICK HERE!

But the thing was, if Jesus did exist, he was a bloody liar like Sally! The promised apocalypse is running WAY behind schedule.

Jesus is long dead but his lies and liars live on!

Jesus told his followers he would return in their lifetime:

Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this generation. – Matthew 23:36

Then he makes a bunch of prophecies, and tells his listeners that these will happen in their lifetime too:

Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. – Matthew 24:34

In this passage Jesus claimed that some of the people standing there when he spoke, would still be alive when Jesus came back from heaven:

Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

It’s not just in Matthew that Jesus’s lies are apparent, he says them all over again in Mark!

Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done. – Mark 13:30-31

And here Jesus says it again, he’ll be back any day now….

And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power. – Mark 9:1

These words about not tasting death are a recurrent theme, here’s Luke quoting Jesus:

But I tell you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the kingdom of God. – Luke 9:27

God's Song

Cain slew Abel Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:

"Man means nothing he means less to me
than the lowiliest cactus flower
or the humblest yucca tree
he chases round this desert
cause he thinks that's where i'll be
that's why i love mankind

I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee
from the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why i love mankind"

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said "Lord the plague is on the world
Lord no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please please let us be?"

And the Lord said
And the Lord said

"I burn down your cities--how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You must all be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why i love mankind
You really need me
That's why i love mankind"

God is Jealous

• Exodus 34:14 NIV

  Do not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
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• Deuteronomy 4:24 NIV

  For the LORD your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God.
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• Deuteronomy 6:15 NIV

  for the LORD your God, who is among you, is a jealous God and his anger will burn against you, and he will destroy you from the face of the land.
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• Deuteronomy 32:21 NIV

  They made me jealous by what is no god and angered me with their worthless idols. I will make them envious by those who are not a people; I will make them angry by a nation that has no understanding.
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• Joshua 24:19 NIV

  Joshua said to the people, "You are not able to serve the LORD. He is a holy God; he is a jealous God. He will not forgive your rebellion and your sins.
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• Nahum 1:2 NIV

  [The LORD's Anger Against Nineveh] The LORD is a jealous and avenging God; the LORD takes vengeance and is filled with wrath. The LORD takes vengeance on his foes and maintains his wrath against his enemies.
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