Jesus Caught Lying

Jesus lied and Jesus got caught. How do you Christians like them apples?

Caveat: Nothing in the Bible was written by Jesus.

Another Hateful Chrisitan

Angry Fat Girl Sally Frederick Tudor: Another Ugly Obama Hater

She's a man baby!

Sally Frederick Tudor Scared of you! Christian, Conservative, Tea Party Hatriot, and Texan.

Everything's big in Texas even the stupidity and hatred aka Christianity. One of the most hateful Christians is Sally Frederick Tudor.

Here is one of her quotes about the president: "Obama is a Disgusting Communist PIG!"  

Sure, this bitch's face would make a train take a dirt road but her true ugliness is her ignorance, disonesty and hatred that she has regarding the president. She calls herself a Christian but even Jesus thinks she's an asshole. She clearly is a false Christian.

In case you read this Sally: Here are some quotes from Jesus. more lies from Jesus  CLICK HERE!

But the thing was, if Jesus did exist, he was a bloody liar like Sally! The promised apocalypse is running WAY behind schedule.

Jesus is long dead but his lies and liars live on!

Jesus told his followers he would return in their lifetime:

Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this generation. – Matthew 23:36

Then he makes a bunch of prophecies, and tells his listeners that these will happen in their lifetime too:

Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. – Matthew 24:34

In this passage Jesus claimed that some of the people standing there when he spoke, would still be alive when Jesus came back from heaven:

Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

It’s not just in Matthew that Jesus’s lies are apparent, he says them all over again in Mark!

Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done. – Mark 13:30-31

And here Jesus says it again, he’ll be back any day now….

And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power. – Mark 9:1

These words about not tasting death are a recurrent theme, here’s Luke quoting Jesus:

But I tell you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the kingdom of God. – Luke 9:27

Jesus, on His Second Coming

Matthew 24:29-34

[T]he sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken. . . . They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory. . . . I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.

 
JESUS LIED TO CIAPHAS! 

Jesus falsely prophesies DIRECTLY to the high priest (Caiphas) that he would live to see his second coming.  Jesus uses the term “coming on the clouds of heaven”.  This clearly negates the “coming” as the resurrection but as a return to the earth on CLOUDS, not his return in human form from the dead.  Matthew 26:64 & Mark 14:62.

"But I tell you: From now on you will see 'the Son of Man seated at the right hand of the Power' and 'coming on the clouds of heaven.'"  (Matthew 26:64 NAB)

Then Jesus answered, "I am; and 'you will see the Son of Man seated at the right hand of the Power and coming with the clouds of heaven.'"  (Mark 14:62 NAB)

 Jesus a lied about his return!

21From that time forth began Jesus to shew unto his disciples, how that he must go unto Jerusalem, and suffer many things of the elders and chief priests and scribes, and be killed, and be raised again the third day.

22Then Peter took him, and began to rebuke him, saying, Be it far from thee, Lord: this shall not be unto thee.

23But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.

24Then said Jesus unto his disciples, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me.

25For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it.

26For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

27For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.

28Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

It is clear Jesus is not talking about the transfiguration which didn't take place for 6 more days. Jesus lied.

Jesus Lied