America Is A Christian Nation?

Sorry Bible bangers... you just got a fact enema! HA HA HA HA

JEFF SESSIONS LIED UNDER OATH

TRAITOR!

At his Senate confirmation hearing, Attorney General Jeff Sessions lied under oath that he had never had contact with the Russian government as a surrogate for the Trump campaign.

We now know that he met with Russian officials at the Republican National Convention, right as they were engaging in cyberattacks to influence the election in favor of Donald Trump.

As the nation's top law enforcement official, Jeff Sessions has completely violated our trust. He must resign, and his successor appoint a special prosecutor to fully and openly investigate the Trump campaign's ties with Russian officials.

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The Liberal War On Christmas

The war on Christmas is a bunch of total fucking bullshit created by a bunch of lying cowardly chicken hawks like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Rielly who never had the balls to serve in the US  military.

Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican

Santa is another name for Satan
And even though Santa Claus is White
He's a Godless European Commie Pagan
Let's shoot him down tonight!


Jesus is the Reason for the Season 
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican

We can no longer sing our Christmas carols
They banned the nativity scene
The queers are donning their gay apparel 
And replaced it with evil Halloween

Jesus is the Reason for the Season 
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican

Santa's elves are godless little Commies

And that is why they're always dressed in red
Turning children into sinful zombies
While nestled all snugly in their beds

Jesus is the Reason for the Season 
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Reason for the Season and He's a Godly Republican

Why God Created Satan

Christian agree that God created Lucifer and they also agree that God is all knowing. All-knowing means that God knows the past present and future in complete detail so clearly God knew from the get go what he put into motion and the exact outcome. Knowing this, how can God be anything but evil?

As the story goes, Lucifer was God's favorite angel but then Lucifer is described and egotistical, vain and jealous. Sound familiar?

-- for you shall not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God-- Exodus 34:14

In the end, Jesus figured out that God was an evil bastard. The video below makes that abundantly clear. Jesus was duped by God. God lied his ass off to Jesus. Jesus believed that He would be rescued by thousands of angels. That would have been something. Had the angels swooped down then there would be no doubt that Jesus was God. It never happened and that is why Jesus asked why God had double-crossed him.

The Betrayal of Jesus by God
…52“Put your sword back in its place,” Jesus said to him. “For all who draw the sword will die by the sword. 53Are you not aware that I can call on My Father, andHe will at once put at my disposal more than twelvelegions of angels? 54 *But how then would the Scriptures be fulfilled that say it must happen this way?”… 

There is nothing in the OT that says the Messiah would be killed. Clearly, the part in red was added.

Mark 15:34
At the ninth hour, Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?" which means, "My God, My God, why have You forsaken Me?"

You can pray your asses off for the suffering children and God will not be swayed at all. God will observe the suffering and jerk-off. In the end, Jesus figured it out. Jesus never returned during the lifetimes of his apostles like he promised. Jesus falsely predicted his return.