Jesus Christ's Lament

Keep in mind suckers, God killed his own son. Nothing in the world changed after the crucifiction. What happened is Jesus was dead for about 36 hours and was reunited with his asshole father in heaven. Wake up assholes and embrace logic.

Jesus Is The Reason For The Season: The War On Christmas

Since cowards like Trump won't fight in real wars, the created the fake war on Christmas.

COVID-19 Backfired on God

God claims to have created everything so it would follow that God created the coronavirus. In early Spring of 2020 COVID-19 went wild in Europe and down state NY. Eventually, medical people got a handle on this scourage.

God creates a lot of evil people and Trump was one of them and so are his supporters. After the moral Northeast got the virus under control the Red state, states that are infested by Bible thumpers, COVID-19 is now killing those fuckers at a rate of 2000+ MAGAts per day and the Thanksgiving surge still hasn't reached its peak. The Christmas COVID-19 may make the Thanksgiving surge look like a small blip on the RADAR. God's ass kissers are the ones dying and God is confused but that's no big deal for God. To God, living things are disposable. God also gets his insatiable ego stroked as people beg for their lives and when and if doctors save them those assholes will give God all the credit even though it was God's virus that infected them.

 

Last updated: December 05, 2020, 01:41 GMT

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